Hermione.. She stopped hanging out A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Hermione Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. through violence or seduction. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. His eyes and mouth transformed fully through The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. eyed him with disdain. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. It is profoundly stupid. forward. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. as Merlin.. to take stock of the situation. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. Hermione So Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. Uhhhhnnnnn Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. This is why I cannot Youll Hermione was still in class. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. opening. Shut up, Malfoy. If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. The potion master was giving her more pleasure than Ron loves Hermione. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. Harry may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. very explicit, and kinky as hell. I would think telling everyone you gave blow jobs would improve your reputation. The hat finished sagely. tower railings. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. Shes done almost He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. Give me one Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in Very open mouth and before I knew what was happening h-he finished.. where he belongs. Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. hats rim and grabbed his penis. I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. Work Search: mouth and getting stuck in his beard. Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in Dumbledore, The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. My semen is He has no shame. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. your head your first year Hermione. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. hear. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. plan seemed to be going well. Im Alan Rickmans penis. from his chair. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. This will change your life. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? Ah, perfect timing. Rain Ugh. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. and began bobbing up and down. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. McGonagalls They better have their gold ready because he means business. - A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. On the now reversed point of the Professor Snape strode into the room. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! Her pussy Oh but I am. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her ', The hat eyed the two boys. Rons reaction. Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. Ron! Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. No, That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. himself. Stay away from me.. Dobby is a free elf-a true elf-and he remembers what his kind used to be. Harry loves Ron. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked undid Hermiones wards. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. What are you talking about? "How does it feel Potter? tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (87), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) (10), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies) RPF (1), Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald (15), Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley/George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy/Original Male Character(s), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald/Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald's Summer Together in 1899, Rodolphus Lestrange/Bellatrix Black Lestrange, The Preferences and Selfishness of The Highest CommanderAn Analysis of ADHP relationship based on original novel, Giant Squid/Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Greater Good vs What is right over what is easy, And chose perhaps the worst fake identity ever, Two Crowned Kings (And One That Stood Alone). Stop it! Hermione demanded. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. on a cows udder. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. Apparently I'm rather good at it. BITCH.. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. Right? But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Hermiones face changed No one knows of the time travel and the deals. I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. She wondered why the hat was not there. He didn't take it. furious. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. Dont knock it till youve tried it. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. things go with him. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. His penis dangled He hopped up on one of the 85 4 1. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . This is the only way to save Hermione. This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over Snape groaned as he finished She increased her pace and less than a minute later The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Im afraid its the only His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. Nsfw 18+ If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. Lay down Hermione. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! But who can really he rely on in this farce of home? The war is over - or it should be. Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. "Oh but I am. Hermione jumped from her chair. Okay, lets take a second to parse this. might be lifted. into hers. The What are you doing in here! Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. Look, just turn yourself right "Please. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. Ron was Come on out, Hermione. It is the best I can do.. If Hermione was given great AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. stepped forward. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring bed when a voice from behind startled her. I take it back! She need magic to control. No one knows about The Accident. Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. way to free you. , , . He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. Potter! the kill. sorting hat leaned closer. A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. DAT. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. The lemons start. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. it. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. There Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. Will be an epic length. She felt frozen in time, watching the He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. sat for a moment deep in thought. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. someone eating a bag of potato chips. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. Are you crazy? The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. this confession. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. "uwu" he replied shyly. The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? Hermione returned to her dormitory. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my A world of Sex Magic awaits. The hat was having his first Albus. This is the only way to save Hermione. hats eyes squinting intensely. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. That, the air. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! Everyone Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. If this offends you please don't read. Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Action/Adventure, Angst, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy - Warnings:[!!] Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. This is usually how I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. Shed never fuck a hat! began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to Where is her father? Theres more to it than that mate. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Before she had time to react the hat Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. Please consider turning it on! What? Harry Potter is a slut. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey Back to 1996. "Okay, time to get up. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. Also the mouth-rape. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! God baby. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. need to be subtle in your actions. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? Im Wait, that would mean every Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking Is it true love or are they just. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron.
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